tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15718977352195159532012-01-24T22:31:44.429-06:00We are a sports blog, full of nonsense and nonstories.The Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03389916674108998657noreply@blogger.comBlogger51100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1571897735219515953.post-35096445116856958832008-02-19T21:33:00.000-06:002008-02-19T21:38:43.389-06:00I just looked through the Danica Patrick photo shoot on SI.com. Let me tell you, I'm not impressed. Why does everyone drool over this chick? She isn't that hot. You can go to the mall and see chicks just as hot, if not hotter than she is.<br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zl0_KPAl__U/R7ugB5VPYCI/AAAAAAAAABU/IJq8QgMP-jU/s1600-h/08_danica-patrick_01.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zl0_KPAl__U/R7ugB5VPYCI/AAAAAAAAABU/IJq8QgMP-jU/s320/08_danica-patrick_01.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5168900951767998498" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zl0_KPAl__U/R7ugJZVPYDI/AAAAAAAAABc/P8usVhAnzXk/s1600-h/08_danica-patrick_10.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zl0_KPAl__U/R7ugJZVPYDI/AAAAAAAAABc/P8usVhAnzXk/s320/08_danica-patrick_10.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5168901080617017394" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2008_swimsuit/danica-patrick/">See the rest of them here.</a> <br /><br />Are you telling me that there isn't a hotter chick they could have put in there? They could have put Sharapova in there again, or one of those other Russian tennis players. <br /><br />Danica Patrick = Over rated.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1571897735219515953-3509644511685695883?l=hitforavg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03389916674108998657noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1571897735219515953.post-9699254832948484622008-02-18T23:56:00.000-06:002008-02-19T02:11:32.307-06:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zl0_KPAl__U/R7pw3pVPYBI/AAAAAAAAABM/BSMTNgvMqB4/s1600-h/sampson+Text.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5168567623651123218" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zl0_KPAl__U/R7pw3pVPYBI/AAAAAAAAABM/BSMTNgvMqB4/s320/sampson+Text.JPG" border="0" /></a> <br /> <br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zl0_KPAl__U/R7pwUZVPYAI/AAAAAAAAABE/cb7NmmT-C2A/s1600-h/sampson.jpg"></a><div> <br /> <br /></div><div>Over the past week or so Kelvin Sampson has been accused of sending over 400 text messages to potential recruits breaking NCAA rules. We at Hit For Average have uncovered some of the text messages that have been sent. The numbers have been removed to protect the people involved. <br /></div><div> <br /></div><ul><p align="center"> <br /></p><li><div align="center">1-1-08 - lol im drunk! i <3></li><li><div align="center">1-8-08 - u need hgh? i have clemens' #</div></li><li><div align="center">1-15-08 - come play for me. please!?</div></li><li><div align="center">2-13-08 - misremember? sounds like a good excuse to me</div></li><li><div align="center">2-14-08 - guess what im wearing right now...</div></li></ul><p>As you can see he has a way with words. I guess it's against the rules, but I say keep up the good work Kelvin. <br /></p><p align="center"> <br /> </p><div> <br /></div><div></div> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1571897735219515953-969925483294848462?l=hitforavg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03389916674108998657noreply@blogger.com365tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1571897735219515953.post-56621564215946978382008-02-17T20:07:00.000-06:002008-02-17T20:11:19.735-06:00<div>Ryan Newman won the Daytona 500 today. He celebrated like most of us that were stupid enough to watch the race were. </div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5168136554963492834" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zl0_KPAl__U/R7jo0JVPX-I/AAAAAAAAAA0/G3r_3-T7oLw/s320/ryan+newman.jpg" border="0" /><br /><div></div>By hot boxing his car and getting stoned as Hell.<br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1571897735219515953-5662156421594697838?l=hitforavg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03389916674108998657noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1571897735219515953.post-51368241237771175732008-02-17T05:58:00.000-06:002008-02-17T06:38:25.027-06:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zl0_KPAl__U/R7glM5VPX9I/AAAAAAAAAAs/OR_3hScNiFQ/s1600-h/telle-roids..jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5167921475886211026" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zl0_KPAl__U/R7glM5VPX9I/AAAAAAAAAAs/OR_3hScNiFQ/s320/telle-roids..jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>The Teletubbies have been implicated in the lost pages of the Mitchell Report.</div><div></div><div align="justify">After this news was leaked the gay purple teletubbie died trying to hide used syringes in his rectum. The local sheriff was quoted saying "That is by far the gayest way to go, you know, being stuck in your ass."</div><div></div><div>The other 3 Teletubbies are now in custody being charged with possission with intent to distribute steroids and HGH.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1571897735219515953-5136824123777117573?l=hitforavg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03389916674108998657noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1571897735219515953.post-34547719752941046752008-02-17T03:03:00.000-06:002008-02-17T04:53:11.404-06:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zl0_KPAl__U/R7f4ypVPX8I/AAAAAAAAAAg/sHBDFuWTdSo/s1600-h/2b6879f0.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5167872646403022786" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zl0_KPAl__U/R7f4ypVPX8I/AAAAAAAAAAg/sHBDFuWTdSo/s320/2b6879f0.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:+0;">Click the picture to see our swing in action.</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1571897735219515953-3454771975294104675?l=hitforavg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>The Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03389916674108998657noreply@blogger.com1