I just looked through the Danica Patrick photo shoot on SI.com. Let me tell you, I'm not impressed. Why does everyone drool over this chick? She isn't that hot. You can go to the mall and see chicks just as hot, if not hotter than she is.
See the rest of them here.
Are you telling me that there isn't a hotter chick they could have put in there? They could have put Sharapova in there again, or one of those other Russian tennis players.
Danica Patrick = Over rated.
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Monday, February 18, 2008
Kelvin Sampson; The Lost Texts
Over the past week or so Kelvin Sampson has been accused of sending over 400 text messages to potential recruits breaking NCAA rules. We at Hit For Average have uncovered some of the text messages that have been sent. The numbers have been removed to protect the people involved.
- 1-1-08 - lol im drunk! i <3>1-8-08 - u need hgh? i have clemens' #1-15-08 - come play for me. please!?2-13-08 - misremember? sounds like a good excuse to me2-14-08 - guess what im wearing right now...
As you can see he has a way with words. I guess it's against the rules, but I say keep up the good work Kelvin.
Labels: HGH, Kelvin Sampson, NCAA Basketball, Roger Clemens, Text Messages
Sunday, February 17, 2008
We Be Winning Mon
Ryan Newman won the Daytona 500 today. He celebrated like most of us that were stupid enough to watch the race were.
By hot boxing his car and getting stoned as Hell.
Brian McNamee Names New Juicers
The Teletubbies have been implicated in the lost pages of the Mitchell Report.
After this news was leaked the gay purple teletubbie died trying to hide used syringes in his rectum. The local sheriff was quoted saying "That is by far the gayest way to go, you know, being stuck in your ass."
The other 3 Teletubbies are now in custody being charged with possission with intent to distribute steroids and HGH.
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Brian McNamee,
HGH,
Mitchell Report,
Steroids,
Telletubbies
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