Sunday, February 17, 2008

Brian McNamee Names New Juicers


The Teletubbies have been implicated in the lost pages of the Mitchell Report.
After this news was leaked the gay purple teletubbie died trying to hide used syringes in his rectum. The local sheriff was quoted saying "That is by far the gayest way to go, you know, being stuck in your ass."
The other 3 Teletubbies are now in custody being charged with possission with intent to distribute steroids and HGH.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Miaow! Might have to start watching kids tv again.. haha, as if I ever stopped. Seriously - gross.

And until you start posting "Aus specific" sports stuff the extent of my comments will just be me perving on any hot Americans.

Nat

nicolle said...

that picture almost made me lose my lunch.

The King said...

Nat - Those Telletubbies are some crazy bastards. I don't know the rules to any "Aus specific" sports. Except for soccer.

Nicolle - Well I'm glad you didn't.

Anonymous said...

Which we don't really get into until world cup rolls around...

:(

Nat

The King said...

That's the only time I watch it too.