The Teletubbies have been implicated in the lost pages of the Mitchell Report.
After this news was leaked the gay purple teletubbie died trying to hide used syringes in his rectum. The local sheriff was quoted saying "That is by far the gayest way to go, you know, being stuck in your ass."
The other 3 Teletubbies are now in custody being charged with possission with intent to distribute steroids and HGH.
